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Thursday, March 28, 2002

A Quick (Sex-related) Anecdote
by YBLalat

Facts about girls my age in terms of physical touching of the opposite sex (hopefully useful to you horny boys).


FACTS:
10% of girls my age are Universal Touchers.

The majority 80% are of the High Interest group.

Remaining 10% are the Suppressed Ones.


ABOUT:
Universal Touchers, or more appropriately called The Slutty Ho, are those who touches you at their slightest urge of whim to do so, and often of no visible or expressed signs of remose or guilt in doing so. Meaning that they like to touch you and they touch you a lot and without bounds. (Gir fingers gone wild! - so to say) If your girlfriend (that is, real girlfriend, and no imaginary ones and no celebrity crushes) is in this group, well...good for you, you dumbass bastard. But always remember this: if she likes to touch you a lot, then there is also the possibility of she liking to -and having been- touching others. How'd you know where in the hell that soft, warm fingers of her has roamed promiscuously to, anyway?

The High Interest group is the one that the closer and more intimate you are to her and her to you, the more secure they feel and the more interest they have in you and then, the more the touching occurs. For this group, touching you does not necessarily mean the touching of your skin or hand, but rather it could be of anything that is of intimate and personal characteristic to you (e.g. your newly bought shirt, your pictures from a trip, favorite book, etc.) and it could also be physical actions, such as borrowing your pen, or telling you how nice that jeans goes with your shirt and such. Different degree and rate of touching and of interest-progression are available here and all these factor themselves into the girl herself and how well she handles her (raging) desire to touch you.

The Suppressed Ones are, unfortunately, those who don't touch you at all, no matter what their bodily hormones say. These girls are usually of strict family and religious upbringing or are of rigid and self-imposed principles (e.g. feminist-lesbians or taught by her divorced Mom to hate boys) and prior to the experience of puberty, have near-none exposure to and knowledge of the opposite sex. To some, this type of girls are hopeless source of purely physical animal lust, but to some, these who are the taboos and near-impossible are actually the wild, more challenging, kinky ones (roar!).

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