"...or I will expose to the world your favorite perversion!"
by YBLalat

Lalat is sitting in front of the computer; his eyes stuck to the LCD screen like a pair of lovers back from the bushes. His fingers are running wildly all over the keyboard and brushing the cordless mouse all over the pad. The discman's earphones were holding on tightly to his earlobes, churning out the loudness and the anarchy of the Smashing Pumpkins.

Pyan came out of his room and walked towards the living room. The living room is dark and empty and quiet and cold. He saw the figure of a young man in front of the computer, busying himself on the Internet, flipping from a picture to another; sometimes fast, sometimes slow. He saw the young man moving his head up and down and from one side to the other, like he was trying to find something hidden embedded inside those pictures. Slowly, Pya walks up to him from the rear.

"Hoi!"
"Oh, mbahmu rockers!"
"Buat apa tu?"
"Takde...takde."

Quickly, Lalat tries to close off the browser's windows in the effort of hiding his activity fro Pyan's view. He reaches for the mouse and forcefully clicked on it, but instead of closing the windows, he only minimized its sizes. Pyan, already expecting his reaction, grab hold of both Lalat's hands from behind, seemingly almost like a big, warm embrace of one gay guy to another. He hold on to Lalat's hands and fingers so strongly that Lalat felt squirmed and helpless.

"Weh, apa kau buat ni?"
"Mana ada apa-apa ah."
"Cakap! Kau dah kantoi ni!"
"Aww...man. Shit."
"Apa? Cepat!"
"Aku tengok gambar-gambar kat Utusan punya Sampaikan Aidilfitri. Tu je."
"Gambar sapa?"
"Sapa-sapa ah."
"Kau tengok gambar yang pompuan je eh? Heh?"
"Mana..."
"...yang lawa je eh? Awek lawa je eh?"
"Apa pulak."
"Hek eleh, dah kantoi tu, tak mengaku gak lagi."
"Aku cari gambar kawan aku ah!"
"Kau mana ada kawan pompuan. Jangan nak kencing aku ah, 'Lat!"
"Hek eleh."
"Kau tengok gambar bebudak pompuan kat Utusan tu, kau pilih mana yang lawa-lawa, yang tetek besar, lepas tu kau save eh?"
"Psycho seh kau, Pyan."
"Ngaku ah, aku tahu, mestinya tu yang kau buat."
"Mana..."
"Ngaku!"
"Adoi, sakit ah woi! Gay apa peluk-peluk orang ni!"
"Ngaku cepat."
"Ye, ye, aku save gambar tu! Puas?"
"Hah, kan bagus tu ngaku. Bulan puasa jangan nak kencing orang, tahu."
"Cis."
"Buat apa kau save gambar entah sapa-sapa tu?"
"Sapa-sapa apa? Bebudak Melayu yang study kat oversea ah jugak, macam kita. US, UK, Australia."
"Tahu ah, tapi kau nak buat apa je? Nak hantar kat Persisma?"
"Aku nak buat wallpaper kat desktop ah, apa lagi."
"Hek eleh hai."
"Ye, ye. Cis."
"Weh, 'Lat, kau pervert ah."
"Kecoh ah lu."

The moral of this story: Dress and pose properly when taking a picture of yourself. Someone might make a wallpaper out of it and stare at it for long hours every night before to bed.