[The Declaration of an All-Classic Girl-Hater]

Yes, I have made up my mind:

The more you ignore me, the closer I get. (You’re wasting your time.)

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I used to be a sweet boy, holding so tightly to Daddy’s hand, but that was all in some distant land.

With my blazer and tie, and a big bright healthy smile, I used to make all of God’s trials worthwhile.

I used to be a sweet boy, and I am not to be blamed, but something went wrong. Yes, something went wrong and I am not to be blamed. Something just went wrong.


But now…

I am now, an essential part of your mind’s landscape, whether you care or do not.


Beware!

I bear more grudges than lonely high court judges. When you sleep, I will creep into your thoughts, like a bad debt that you can’t pay. Take the easy way and give in. Just let me in.

Let me in.

(No?)

Thus, now…it's war!

WAR!


For the glory of the Superior Gender!
[Signed with blood - YBLalat]