Howdy. I am just cruising by. This is not today's official blog. I'll be short on this one. Just want to tell you this: Don't stomach everything I said to you on this page as the truth. You are an idiot if you do. This may be a personal blog but it is not necessarily the official press release of what I think or do. Be selective in your reading. Remember that this is the Internet we are talking about here. I could be a 'buxom grandMa' or a 'lonely virgin' if I wanted to. So please, keep an open head and let yourself be entertained. If you don't, it is better for you to take a hike outside. You need fresh air for a change. Okay, got to finish my writing assignment.