Hello, who's this?
Hi, good day sir. My name is Shelly and i'm representing
Consumer Readers' Association. We are a leading magazine
subscription company from Illinois and currently we are
having this huge, huge offer on magazine rates for students
and...[interrupted]
[scream] Huargh! Oh, oh! I just spilled hot coffee on my lap!
[rub phone on carpet] Burning hot! Burning hot! [hang up]

(I still do not believe this prank worked so well. People are so dumb)