TODAY'S DISCLAIMER: howdy, nothing unusually peculiar or slightly funny happened today or the day before or the day before that. so, for those of you who actually frequent this blog (get a life, dear) for the past few days; well...sorry for the drought of updates. i just didn't have any new and disgusting ideas/rhetorics in mind to share with you guys. this morning i managed to survive my organic chemistry (f**king 4th!) midterm and finished my material & energy balance homework. (yeah, chem eng sucks alright) despite my typical weekend orgies of watching videos and mp3-downloadings and 12-hour sleep marathons. ensuing results: my C++ project is nowhere near the realm of completion (i declined to work in groups/pairs - i am a 1st class asshole) and i've been having nigtmares like a little kid. yeah, nightmares: the one that entertains you during your daily R.E.M period remember?. only in my case, they were day-time nightmares. can you believe that: day-time nightmares? i think i'm approaching my senile years already. anyway, if there is anything that might be eligible to be nominated in my "dear diary" entry for today (yeah...like i write a diary! what a wussy!), it might be that i received an email from my high school dormmate via mozac 1998's mailing list: attaching with it an article on penis enlargement and ejaculation exercises. although i do not find it shameful or anything (hey, it's a kind of knowledge too, right? well, kinda), i do find it funny. "funny how?", you ask? well... one thing is nobody said nothing about it. not even the girls on the mailing list! usually, they would have start bitching already, like the time i sent an article stating that the PM is a jackass (basically that was what the author said). zoom! kerpow! "Lalat, you are an ungrateful bastard!" or "Wanna get ISA'ed already, ah?". hm...i guess everybody is in their 'horny' age or something.