Where's My Other Chuck Taylor?

Somebody took away my Chuck Taylor from me, but only the left one. I woke up today and prepared myself for school, and walked out the door to find out that there is only one Chuck Taylor left, the right one. "What motherfucking prank is this?" was my first reaction. If both shoes had been missing, it would be logical to say that it was theft. I asked around for clues, but none of my roommates knew anything. I walked around the apartment building in circles, but found none. This is a prank, I knew it.

I am not kidding, this is the truth. My Chuck Taylor is a pair of shoes no more. Unless I know what happened to the left shoe, I am not going to update this blog shit.