Korek Bontot

"Unh!"

A quick jerk, and a handful of them came out of his ass. From close inspection, they looked like strands of bundled up dried dying grass, but black in color, and very greasy. He twirled them a few times, back and forth, to see the degree of curliness of each strand of ass hair. Fascinating. Then, Lalat placed his hand over the toilet bowl and gently separate his thumb from his index finger, releasing the asshole hair from his hand's grip. He watched them with utter satisfaction as the strands of hair fell slowly and deeply into the throat of the toilet bowl.

"Unh!"

Another quick jerk, and more strands of ass-hair came out of his ass. That batch of butthole hair was more painful than the last; he drew them close to inspect them, and he saw the white translucent liquid envelope at their roots -- he had pulled them from the core at such swift magnitude. The water surface inside the toilet bowl was then entirely covered with his asshole hair, all floating about in quasi-Brownian motion; freakishly long, and disgustingly oily, and uncomfortably curly. Oh, he couldn't wait to flush them all down, to see them swirl like mad.

"Unh! Ah..."

Another one, and with great care, he took his hand out of his ass-cheeks, and there they were again -- more asshole hair. Lalat did not believe it that his ass walls contain such great wealth, and such fertility for growing large quantities of butthole hair, but he felt really good, and really satisfied, at the sight of more asshole hair coming out of his ass, and his wicked smile, his lips trembled with a unique delight -- the kind that could not be described with proper words or a complete sentence. He loved the feeling of it so much, it is so addictively painful, oh yes.

"Unh! Hm..."

Another swift one from the right ass-cheek, and out came more butthole hair. Lalat knew all too well that at the end of this hair pulling, he will be able to sit on his butt comfortably and with great confidence once more, knowing that no longer will his unattended long and oily curly butthole hair be a great hindrance to his butt sitting flat and bare on any chair or bench or stool that his butt pleases. There will be no more uneasiness of such -- his ass is asshole-hair-free!

"Unh! Unh!'

Oh, that was a really good one, Lalat. In his grip that time was, by far, the largest and the longest strands of any of the previous asshole hair strands that came out of his two butt cheeks, and at a such large quantity too they were, and he paused for a while after that two-part pull, as he let the tortured meat of his butt cheeks to slowly savor the bittersweet pain of the previous pull, as if to reward himself appropriately for an asshole-hair-pulling job well done.

"Unh! -- Ah, I slipped."

Another swift tug at the roots of the asshole hair from the upper left cheek of his meaty butt, deep into his moist crotch and very near to where his testicles were dangling haphazardly -- but to no avail; he managed to pull out none. Those clumps of butthole hair were very tough to pull, or rather, very painful to pull, although he feared not such pain; even if the right hand's thumb and index finger were to be used, instead of the left hand's thumb and index finger that he was using then. He knew that he had to do it fast, before his hand's muscles began to sore.

"Unh! Unh! Unh!"

On his two knees and his right hand, and inside the bath tub, he cringed and moaned in a mixture of excruciating pain and tantalizing delight after managing to pull that final clump of asshole hair at last, and he threw them right in front of him so that he could see them better, the little devils that tormented his butt that morning in class. His eyeballs were red from holding back tears from the pain of the pull, and his back arched like that of a fried shrimp from it.

"Finally, I got you all."

*****

Have you ever wondered why we have hair growing out of our ass? I can imagine the need for armpit hair and I can rationalize the reasons for pubic hair, but asshole hair? Are you serious? Is it for natural cushioning of our butt, so that when we sit down on a flat surface, the butthole feels more comfortable and warm? If the butthole hair is indeed for that type of sitting comfort, then, why is the butt created with extra meat in it? Why is the butt made to shape like a pear if not to be seated with on a flat surface? If man really is from an ape, God forbid such lunacy, then the existence of asshole hair is simply rationalized by the facts that apes are comfortable naked in the wilderness and that they like to sit a lot on their butt -- yes? But us human, what use is our asshole hair to us? Are we really descendants of monkeys? For the baboons, their meaty-big glowing-red ass is their asset, their playing card, their source of survival; for the male baboon, flaunting their huge red ass at the general direction of the female of the species is not a Lalat-esque perverse jollies, but rather, their natural God-given mannerism for sexual mating.

But the positioning of our butthole hair is not exactly displayable if flaunted, yes? I mean, our butthole is, well, near the actual hole, and inside the fold of our two beautiful butt cheeks, left and right, whereas for the baboons, their red ass and the hair surrounding it are displayable at the flick of their mighty fine butt, at the behest of their animal kinkiness. If such butt hair for the baboons is indeed a tool of assistance for their mating game, then, does our curly greasy butthole hair also a helpful tool for our sexual conquest? If I were to turn around, take off my pants, bend over and expose to your face my jungle-thick hairy asset, would love be in the air?

Unless you are into baboon-sex, if not, then, I don't think so.

To start talking about the enigmatic functions of the butthole hair, firstly, we must familiarize ourselves with its flourish habitat, its place of nourishment, where curly greasy asshole hair grow abundant and wild, like the untamed animal that it is. Only along the crescent-like rims of the butthole, at the deepest part of the butt cheeks, nearest to the lips of the actual great hole itself, where all that that make their daily passing through the butthole area are natural items of the most disgusting characteristics -- the wettest, the smelliest, the most toxic, the ugliest and the most uncomfortable -- ever to be associated to a person; your warm and most silent fart, your brown and most dry feces, your sticky and most salty sweat, your stinky and most acidic vaginal discharge, and your dirty and most damp underwear. All these and more, each individually or the combination of two or more of the above, they are the elements that befriend our dearest asshole hair every single minute of the day; the company, the influence, the stains, the rubbed-off residuals, the constant physical contact -- only God knows why the hair is there.

Secondly, we must also understand the nature of the butthole hair, its standard texture, its peculiar shape, its average length, in order to have a final stab at the reasons for the existence of the asshole hair on our much beloved body. They are generally a bit crooked, after a much exerted pressure by your two meaty butt cheeks and your massive body weight, and they are commonly coarse, unlike their silky smooth cousins the armpit hair which are more regularly exposed to sunlight and fresh air, and they are most often of the longest possible length, since they are more neglected than the pubic hair and the armpit hair, according to most people's personal body hair care list, and thus, resulting in never being trimmed, plucked out or shaved.

Is this God's way of telling you to pay attention to the details of your body?

But, hold on -- you can't actually see your own asshole hair, can you? What if using a clean handheld mirror -- would you be able to see them now? How about two handheld mirrors? Two handheld mirrors and you standing buck naked in front of a huge mirror hung from the wall in a very bright room? Then, if you can't see them, for sure you can't shave them, right? Or has mankind invented something in this matter to assist the much-harrier us? A hot wax? A sticky cloth? A corroding chemical gel/cream? An asshole tweezers? Or is it common for people to not attend to their butthole hair; growing it long and curly and into a big ball of butthole hair inside their ass? Or is this a topic that people prefer not to talk about; a taboo maybe, yes?

Well, I think it's about time the flood gate of debate is opened.

Have you ever had the experience of suddenly feeling very uncomfortable sitting down on your butt because there is a big ball of thick curly butthole hair smacked right in the middle and deep down in between your two beautiful butt cheeks? You woke up one morning and realized that you are late for your eight o'clock in the morning lecture class, and so, without taking off your pants that you have been donning for the past three days, and without taking a much needed morning shower after a three-day cold and humid weekend, you rushed to school -- by the time you arrived at your seat inside the lecture hall, your whole body is sweaty, your body temperature is high, and you start to feel itchy all over. The sweat from your back has flowed down and into your thermal underwear and had wet the ball of asshole hair inside your butt. The thermal underwear's presence is only for the worst of the current situation -- the body-hugging and warmth-capturing characteristics of its fabric -- since it will hold your two butt cheeks much closer to each other than a normal cotton underwear would, and thus, create a closed and near vacuum vault inside your ass, and in the middle of it all is your thick ass hair.

If you are pinned down to the face of your chair with such similar conditions as mentioned above, what would you do to overcome this problem? Wiggling and squirming about like a worm in heat on your chair is the best that you can think of? Sliding your ass back and forth the face of the chair and applying more weight and pressure onto your butthole walls is not going to help you in any way at all -- in fact, all that you are doing is making it worse. Not only are you making yourself even more uncomfortable on that chair, but you are also making others around you uncomfortable and suspicious. You arrived to class very late and not in your most flashy outfit, and your hair is a mess, and your eyeballs are red from lack of oxygen and sunlight, and your breath smells like a dead cat, and to make things worse, you are slamming your buttocks back and forth and up and down the face of the chair as if you are pregnant pre-teen holding back a 9-month-old baby from bursting out of your asshole. Yeah sure, a ball of butthole hair in your ass is a very torturous thing to the comfort of the sitting butt, and yeah sure, no one could have really expected that such a rare occurrence would come out from your hairy ass, of all places my God, but seriously now, what would you do, eh, Mr. Smarty Pants?

"Frankly, I can think of only one thing to end such torture -- korek bontot."

Shoving your fingers up your ass is a natural thing, even your dear relatives the monkeys are doing it, and with such glamorous style too; so, do not be ashamed to do it in public, boys and girls, just do it. Nothing is more fun and exciting than seeing that someone that your heart feels so dear for, that your legs are so weak for, digging his/her ass for a much needed relief.