YBLalat Behaving Indecently For His Age: Fantasizing Over Underage Girls

Forgive me God for I have sinned, this Satan's bride that tortures my soul, her evil stare, her tempting physique.
I am but a weak man, who easily succumbs to the seduction of the opposite sex, her beauty, her charm, her lips.

Oh la la! Alizee! My Lolita! I am your wild steed, take me from the barn and ride me! Whip me! Rub me! Ola!

Forgive me my God, I am but a forgetful fool and a humble slave, who weakens from everyday's chores and tasks.
Bestow upon poor me the resistance against the temptations of the Olsen twins and the Olympic figure skaters.

After all that niceness and feminine writings about girls and love, I think it's about time I become myself again.