Public Service Announcement for the Boys:

[#1] For your info, the low rise jeans phenomenon is what avant-garde fashion designers call the 'Exposure of the 2nd Cleavage'. Do you know that, boys? (Wait, wait, wrong question.) You do know where the '1st cleavage' is, right? (Okay, back to original question.) Do you know that, boys? You should. Now, let us stalk Nadhra Halig and her fellow 'low-risers' and record all the needed statistics (e.g. frequency per week, color of g-string, slope of butt, shade of butt skin, wideness of grin due to the unavoidable feeling of sexiness of wearing them jeans and etc..)

[#2] Unless you haven't realized it yet, the Julyana-Norell Theory and the Declaration of an All-Classic Girl-Hater entries are the beginning of a new era for this journal. From now on, following the footsteps of the Great Mullahs (see below), the author and hopefully all the boys will embark on the creation of a new world order, where all boys will return to their roots of sexist hatred and shameless prejudice against girls. We shall rise from the chasm of humiliation that them girls put us in and show them who's the boss.

[#3] The Great Mullahs of the Julyana-Norell Theory:
(1) Bart of the Simpsons
(2) Dennis of Dennis the Menace
(3) Nelson of the Simpsons
(4) Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes
(5) Rokawa of Slamdunk.