[Hallo...what?]
by (the socially reclusive and culturally ignorant) YBLalat

"So, Mohamad, what are you going to dress up as for Halloween?"
"Halloween?"
"Yeah, the Thursday lab, the ‘to dye for’ lab, it’s on Halloween night."
"(Pauses to think) I don’t actually celebrate Halloween; so, I don’t know."
"(Frowns) Have you ever had a costume on before in your life?"
"(Laughs) No, never."
"Most of the people are planning on wearing a Halloween costume for that lab."
"They are doing organic chemistry experiments with ghost costumes on?"
"Yeap."
"(Pauses a while) Oh, alright then, I’ll just dress up as a hobo."
"A hobo? As in a homeless person hobo?"
"U-huh."
"You are sick."
"I know."
"Plus, a hobo is technically not a ghost or anything spooky."
"(Pauses again) Okay, then a dead hobo."
"Never mind."