The Cosmo Bra Test
by GrandMaster Pervert YBLalat

Objective:

To assist adolescent and young females to determine whether or not they are required to wear a bra.

Background:

Since the creation of the bra was initially and chiefly to provide extra support to a woman’s large and healthy bosoms from excessive juggling, the wearing of the bra with the sole intention of mere conforming to the masses’ trend of an obligatory component of the daily wear, without considering if it is necessary with regards to her breast size, is ridiculous and profoundly pointless.

Procedure:

Get yourself undressed. Unhook your bra, slowly – to add the essential dramatic effect. Topless per se is allowable but less sexy. Get buck-naked. Get into the mood. Play your favorite music CD. Turn on the air-conditioning to full blast. Stand in front of a mirror with sufficient lighting focused directly onto your chest. Smile. Enjoy the topographic natural scenery. Find an ordinary wooden pencil, most preferably the one shaped like a long cylinder, not a hexagon-cut or a mechanical pencil. Take a deep breath and hold it. The following steps are to be done rapidly but with care. Place one hand under your favorite bosom and lift it gently (I mean it). Hold its position until further instructions. Using the other hand put the pencil horizontally onto the skin just underneath the lifted bosom as close and as high as possible. (Warning: horizontally and with the sharpened end of the pencil pointing outwards. The author is not responsible for any stab wound obtained while applying this test.) Hold the pencil in place. Gently and with love, lower the lifted bosom back to its relaxed position. By this time, you could feel the pencil’s cold presence in between your skin and bosom. Count from one to three and quickly release both hands’ grips (on the pencil and on the lifted bosom) at once.

Score:

(A) If the pencil falls onto the floor, you need not to wear a bra. You have a pair of supple and firm breasts. Representing all jerks out there, I say to you ‘Congratulations!’ (P/S: Are you free this Saturday night?)

(B) If the pencil stays underneath the bosom and not falls until after a while, I am sad to say this but you may need to wear a bra after all. Now, step aside; you are blocking my view from seeing that girl’s … pointy … assets.

Note:

Today's entry is to repel the common idea that the majority of us guys are instinctively (and/or helplessly) attracted to everything that comes only in the XXL size. So all you flat-chested chicks out there, please be assured that, there are still those who like your stuff just for the way they are.