Mad Freewriting with YBLalat
by YBLalat, of course.

The Rules of Mad Freewriting: This is a great way to get ideas and explore your knowledge. Writers are recommended to use freewriting to unlock the dreaded malady of a writer's block. Start with the first sentence that pops up in your mind. Continue writing the next sentence using the last word from the previous sentence. (Preferably use only short and simple sentences.) Repeat the above until either one of the below conditions occur: (1) a bleeding wrist (2) Mom asks you to stop [obey your Mom, Jae] (3) your lesbian lover calls you to bed. (4) your last sentence ends with the word 'end' or any synonym of that. (Examples: 'stop', 'finish'.)

I love teenage lesbians. Lesbians are cool. Cool as a cucumber. Cucumber is not the most tasty vegetable. Vegetable is a funny English word. Word is my favorite writing software. Software is tedious to write. Write is what I am doing now. Now is near noon Minneapolis time. Time is slow-moving when you are bored. Bored is the best reason to sleep. Sleep is best when alone. Alone is good when seeking God. God is nice to me. Me and my roommates are future greedy engineers. Engineers are not those who make engines. Engines are made from metal. Metal bands nowadays suck. Suck is what other people say of my musical taste. Taste is a wonderful sensory nerve. Nerve is what I am lacking since I was a boy. Boy, am I hungry. Hungry is when Norris' stomach growls loudly during Physical Chemistry lectures. Lectures are cool if the professors are old and senile. Senile is a word I bet nobody who reads this journal knows what. What the hell is a stem cell? Cell of Dragon Ball Z is the best of all comic book villains. Villains are remembered more than heroes. Heroes always get laid in the end. End.

That was fun, wasn't it? Wanna try more? Okay. Let me start with something harder. Hm [Thinks hard]. Okay, here we go!

In order to get a 100% yield of a methanol-water separation, the distillation tower used must be of an infinite height. Height is Mamat's, my roommate, worst nightmare. Nightmare in the middle of the day is a sign to wake up and live life. Life is best during childhood years. Years have gone by since I last ate a hot bowl of mee jawa. Jawa is the foreign language that my grandparents are experts at. At Dinkytown, sadly, nobody walks around naked. Naked is what I do to myself when no one is watching. Watching down other people's blouses used to be fun. Fun is not the best word to describe my trip to Duluth. Duluth is a harbor city north of Minneapolis. Minneapolis have many clubs filled with strippers. Strippers sat and dance on Kamal and Nasir's laps on their birthdays. Birthdays are days in the past when your mom's vagina opening could fit a medium-size watermelon. Watermelon is a refreshing fruit for the summer. Summer is often associated with starting on a new love. Love is an icky word I've never said to anyone else but myself in front of the mirror. Mirror is produced by covering silver paint on the other outer layer of any translucent materials. Materials are a girl's best friends. Friends are a burden when you become rich. Rich is a relative adjective. Adjective is a word that I find hard to make a funny sentence with. With or without Lutfi around to post entries, Epitome is still the least entertaining page on the 'Net. 'Net is the shorter (and way cooler) form of the word Internet. Internet started out as the US MIlitary's exclusive information highway for linking scientists during the creation of the nuclear bomb. Bomb is most not appropriate to describe how attractive Nadhra Halig is. Is it time for lunch already? Already I am feeling the hectic hours of the Fall semester rushing towards me. Me and my big mouth are two separate entities. Entities are often used to describe various gods ancient tribes worship in the past. Past noon and I am leaving this computer lab. Lab rats are poor beings subjected to experiments. Experiments that make girls scream are the best experience of my high school biology. Biology requires a lot of memorizing of Latin words and body parts. Parts of the 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' movie are so worthy of praise but I hate its ending. Ending this freewriting crap is tougher than I thought.

I have to admit, it was tough to end the above freewriting session. So, I cheated a bit in order to not bore you any longer. Okay, what is next? Ah, yes. You could also do the same thing using the Malay language but I am not sure how it would go about. Hm. Try it on your own and tell me if it's as good as in English. And oh! If you speak other languages as well, please try this mad freewriting technic using that language also. Maybe Cantonese or Arabic or sign language (this is going to be wild!) or even the Malay dialects of Jawa or Bugis. You could even make this into a paper-and-pen game to play with your friends on haunted camping trips or when you are bored during lectures, play it with your next seat neighbor. I am pretty sure that it beats the crap out of imagining your nerdish classmates as naked S&M dominatrix on straps of leather, whipping the professor's ass for sexual submission. Haha. I actually have that fantasy during my writing class. It was so entertaining; I smiled like a drunk clam every five minutes or so. Haha.