[Hiatus is Vital]
by YBLalat

Howdy.

Nice weather out there, huh? Feels like a very pleasant midday dream. Anyway, I have been thinking a lot lately. Last night was the hardest night for me (so far this week) to fall asleep naturally (without the help of my discman or a full belly). I have been thinking about how my blog has done so much damage in such a short period of time; damages not just to my dear readers, but also to me and to my roommates (Give me back my toothbrush please). So far I have hurt some many people's feelings, disgusted them with my graphic sexist and gay jokes, poked fun at other people's single (and coupled) life, the way they ride their bikes, opened up old [love] wounds, ridiculed the feminist movement, flirted around with another man's wife, ruptured a close sisterly siblings' relationship, joked [to extreme heights] about my roommates and the way they cook meals, patronized my parents and pampered my kid brothers, cursed at unknown strangers, made an egoistic jerk out of myself and at the end, all I get is this lousy 'Incredible Hulk' t-shirt. Basically, all I want to say is, I think it is about time for me to take a five-day hiatus from all this and sit at the corner of my room and think and feel guilty and sorry for what I did. Starting from today, I will only post previous posts from my first few weeks of this blog's early history for five days. Just to keep you company for a while. Okay, please help me help yourself by understanding the reasons I am doing this. I have so many damages to patch up in so little time. I may or may not return as the same man you knew before.

Yours truly.
[YBLalat]